Monday, June 7, 2010

ESSSEEEECCEEEE Speed......

Usain Bolt wouldn't even be the fastest Dawg this year!!!!

Oh my God! We're doomed. How can we ever compete with Georgia, the fastest football team ever? I mean, these guys are faster than most NFL teams! They have 10 guys that run UNDER a 4.4 forty. That's more than any NFL team. Hell, only three athletes at the NFL Combine this year ran under a 4.4. Vance Cuff is so fast you can't even see him? Hell, there's a 225 pound linebacker in Athens that runs a 4.29! We need these guys as our next 4X100 Olympic relay team. Usain Bolt would have no chance........

I couldn't resist. Everyone reports ridiculous 40 times and we're aware of that. It's all relative. But a little grounding is necessary here. Let's keep it real. No wonder Mark Richt is "on the hot seat". You should win the SEC at the very least every year with that much speed........

If you're interested in what a neutral party thinks of our rival, Doc Saturday has some thoughts here. We tend to agree.....

(side note: Mr. Washington & Mr. Charles do look like freaks of nature. Not looking forward to dealing with them in November)

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