where when you don't have any money to buy season tickets you do what any self-respecting Bama fan does - steal! More correctly, embezzle. Who needs a swiss bank account, just buy you some Tide season tickets!!!!! Admirable commitment from the guilty party. First they come up with novel training methods. Then Saban has more Facebook fans in Alabama that God. Now this......Sweet toilet paper on a stick & a box of Tide!!!! Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, take your ass to the Slammer.......
By Gawd, that there is commitment......Just remember the mantra of the entire SEC (we do not include Vanderbilt for obvious reasons): if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'. And don't forget...
Addendum #1 (also known as the Alabama Postulate)*: if you ain't stealin' to get your season tickets, you ain't a true Bama fan...Loyalty is thy name & nothing shall tear you asunder, Alabama.
* not to be confused with the other Alabama postulate involving relatives, axle grease, a car on blocks, & a Moon Pie. We'll detail at a later date for those wondering....
Addendum #1 (also known as the Alabama Postulate)*: if you ain't stealin' to get your season tickets, you ain't a true Bama fan...Loyalty is thy name & nothing shall tear you asunder, Alabama.
* not to be confused with the other Alabama postulate involving relatives, axle grease, a car on blocks, & a Moon Pie. We'll detail at a later date for those wondering....
(h/t: Friends of the Program via EDSBS)
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