Barrel of Rum Ballot - Week 3
| Rank | Team | Delta |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alabama Crimson Tide |  2 |
| 2 | Ohio St. Buckeyes | -- |
| 3 | Boise St. Broncos |  -2 |
| 4 | Oklahoma Sooners | 2 |
| 5 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | -1 |
| 6 | TCU Horned Frogs | 3 |
| 7 | Texas Longhorns | -2 |
| 8 | Iowa Hawkeyes | -- |
| 9 | Florida Gators | -2 |
| 10 | Oregon Ducks | 1 |
| 11 | Wisconsin Badgers | 5 |
| 12 | Auburn Tigers | 6 |
| 13 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 7 |
| 14 | Utah Utes | 5 |
| 15 | Miami Hurricanes | -5 |
| 16 | Stanford Cardinal | -- |
| 17 | Arkansas Razorbacks | 5 |
| 18 | Michigan Wolverines | -- |
| 19 | Arizona Wildcats | -- |
| 20 | LSU Tigers | 3 |
| 21 | Clemson Tigers | -- |
| 22 | Penn St. Nittany Lions | -5 |
| 23 | Georgia Bulldogs | -10 |
| 24 | Boston College Eagles | -3 |
| 25 | West Virginia Mountaineers | -- |
| Dropouts: Virginia Tech Hokies, Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, Florida St. Seminoles, Pittsburgh Panthers, Oregon St. Beavers | ||
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So the ACC got pimp slapped. By now the world knows that.....Biggest news from this week's ballot? After the Top 10 teams it's pretty much a grab bag of unknown at this point. We'll need a few more weeks to figure out who's for real & who's not. For now, a breakdown of this week's ballot:
1) Alabama: angry men coached by Saban. Trent Richardson is a one man horse team the way he drags shit around the farm (conveniently named Tuscaloosa). Duke might want to just play the third string so no one on the two-deep gets killed.......
2) Ohio State: a nice win at home last weekend against a quality opponent. Terrelle Pryor shows flickers of being a real QB......
3) Boise State: "pantsed" by James Madison. Never has one FCS school screwed two big time programs so badly......The college football edition of midget porn?
4) Oklahoma....where Demarco Murray & Ryan Broyles run sweeping through the plains.....Frank called it a "daggum ass whoopin'".
5) Nebraska: is that offense we spy? What is this Martinez creature & how does it work?
6) TCU: fundamentally solid & unspectacular. Gary Barnett & Co. get the job done efficiently & with little fanfare.
7) Texas: both Frank & I predict a fall from this mighty perch Sooner rather than later.....(so proud of myself....)
8) Iowa: we'll know more after this weekend's meeting with Arizona.....
9) Florida: we'd like to send this out to Chris Rainey......
10) Oregon: offensive juggernaut, defensive_________?
At this point it gets a little fuzzy.....
11) Wisconsin: I think I used to take Tolzien for my A.D.D.....
12)Auburn: A good SEC road win but Malzhan will have to let Newton throw vertically at some point....
13) South Carolina: What happens when two locomotives spawn? Marcus Lattimore......
14) Utah: "Mr. Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding. Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo. ..." Must have defected from BYU & headed for the Utes game......
15) Miami: can't ding them too much for losing in the Shoe. Someone get Travis Benjamin a route tree.....
16) Stanford: another ACC out-of-conference loss as Wake gets pummeled this weekend....
17) Arkansas: I'm not a believer, but at this point the reception's winding down & we didn't drive six hours & spend money on a nice hotel room so we could spend the night alone....
18) Michigan: Frank says too high, I say Denard Robinson runs like someone's shoved a rocket up his ass......Would love to have a similar model at Georgia Tech....
19) Arizona: why not. we'll look good if they upset Iowa.
20) LSU: Gary Crowton may have the early lead for the Pat Nix award as the country's least productive offensive coordinator.
21) Clemson: is Clemson really Auburn with a lake? Or is it vice versa? Either way, someone falls after Saturday.....
22) Penn State: has a true freshman tailback named Silas Redd. Doubles as gunfighter on weekends........Clint Eastwood approves.
23) UGA: at this point we're just slinging shit & hoping it sticks....
24) Boston College: meh.....
25) West Virginia: burn baby burn.......
Brought to you by ACC Analgesic, which at this point should probably be a bazooka......
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