Tuesday, September 14, 2010

BlogPoll Week 3: The ACC is Rough Trade edition.......

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Barrel of Rum Ballot - Week 3

Rank Team Delta
1 Alabama Crimson Tide Arrow_up 2
2 Ohio St. Buckeyes --
3 Boise St. Broncos Arrow_down -2
4 Oklahoma Sooners Arrow_up 2
5 Nebraska Cornhuskers Arrow_down -1
6 TCU Horned Frogs Arrow_up 3
7 Texas Longhorns Arrow_down -2
8 Iowa Hawkeyes --
9 Florida Gators Arrow_down -2
10 Oregon Ducks Arrow_up 1
11 Wisconsin Badgers Arrow_up 5
12 Auburn Tigers Arrow_up 6
13 South Carolina Gamecocks Arrow_up 7
14 Utah Utes Arrow_up 5
15 Miami Hurricanes Arrow_down -5
16 Stanford Cardinal --
17 Arkansas Razorbacks Arrow_up 5
18 Michigan Wolverines --
19 Arizona Wildcats --
20 LSU Tigers Arrow_up 3
21 Clemson Tigers --
22 Penn St. Nittany Lions Arrow_down -5
23 Georgia Bulldogs Arrow_down -10
24 Boston College Eagles Arrow_down -3
25 West Virginia Mountaineers --
Dropouts: Virginia Tech Hokies, Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, Florida St. Seminoles, Pittsburgh Panthers, Oregon St. Beavers

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So the ACC got pimp slapped. By now the world knows that.....Biggest news from this week's ballot? After the Top 10 teams it's pretty much a grab bag of unknown at this point. We'll need a few more weeks to figure out who's for real & who's not. For now, a breakdown of this week's ballot:

1) Alabama: angry men coached by Saban. Trent Richardson is a one man horse team the way he drags shit around the farm (conveniently named Tuscaloosa). Duke might want to just play the third string so no one on the two-deep gets killed.......
2) Ohio State: a nice win at home last weekend against a quality opponent. Terrelle Pryor shows flickers of being a real QB......
3) Boise State: "pantsed" by James Madison. Never has one FCS school screwed two big time programs so badly......The college football edition of midget porn?
4) Oklahoma....where Demarco Murray & Ryan Broyles run sweeping through the plains.....Frank called it a "daggum ass whoopin'".
5) Nebraska: is that offense we spy? What is this Martinez creature & how does it work?
6) TCU: fundamentally solid & unspectacular. Gary Barnett & Co. get the job done efficiently & with little fanfare.
7) Texas: both Frank & I predict a fall from this mighty perch Sooner rather than later.....(so proud of myself....)
8) Iowa: we'll know more after this weekend's meeting with Arizona.....
9) Florida: we'd like to send this out to Chris Rainey......


10) Oregon: offensive juggernaut, defensive_________?

At this point it gets a little fuzzy.....

11) Wisconsin: I think I used to take Tolzien for my A.D.D.....
12)Auburn: A good SEC road win but Malzhan will have to let Newton throw vertically at some point....
13) South Carolina: What happens when two locomotives spawn? Marcus Lattimore......
14) Utah: "Mr. Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding. Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo. ..." Must have defected from BYU & headed for the Utes game......
15) Miami: can't ding them too much for losing in the Shoe. Someone get Travis Benjamin a route tree.....
16) Stanford: another ACC out-of-conference loss as Wake gets pummeled this weekend....
17) Arkansas: I'm not a believer, but at this point the reception's winding down & we didn't drive six hours & spend money on a nice hotel room so we could spend the night alone....
18) Michigan: Frank says too high, I say Denard Robinson runs like someone's shoved a rocket up his ass......Would love to have a similar model at Georgia Tech....
19) Arizona: why not. we'll look good if they upset Iowa.
20) LSU: Gary Crowton may have the early lead for the Pat Nix award as the country's least productive offensive coordinator.
21) Clemson: is Clemson really Auburn with a lake? Or is it vice versa? Either way, someone falls after Saturday.....
22) Penn State: has a true freshman tailback named Silas Redd. Doubles as gunfighter on weekends........Clint Eastwood approves.
23) UGA: at this point we're just slinging shit & hoping it sticks....
24) Boston College: meh.....
25) West Virginia: burn baby burn.......

Brought to you by ACC Analgesic, which at this point should probably be a bazooka......

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