Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Eastern Washington to Win Because Opponents Gouge Out Their Own Eyes

Sometimes people have bad ideas and they need to be told no, unless of course that person is 315 lb. Tennessee Titan offensive tackle and Eastern Washington Alumnus Michael Roos. Then its yes, sir. Red it is, sir. A Red so Red mother's will have to cover their children's eyes and look away in horror, sir.
Artist's Rendering by Damien Hirst

Roos has given $500,000 dollars his grand kids will never see to Eastern Washington to role out the red carpet.

The Eagles went 9 - 4 last year and lost to Stephen F. Austin in the first round of the FCS playoffs.

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