But USC & Kiffin were just too much for us to handle. The California weather & all. But luckily we had a back-up plan. The mystery signee, you ask....????
Fred G. (Is for Great!) Sanford
Projected position: Babe Magnet, Smooth Criminal, Frosty Cold Beverage Provider, & general Lothario......
Forty Time: PLUUUHHLLLLLEEEZZE.....all day every day....which forty??? this one:
or this one.....
Measurables: about 5'8" & maybe 260, depending on the number of frosty beverages & other gastronomic delights our man has consumed that day. Please note the smoldering look of a man intent on providing all that & more for the ladies both in & out of his life. Size does matter & this recruit has it where it counts.....
Skill Set: Big Pimpin', the consumption of Colt .45 at what can only be described as a brisk pace, the ability to beat Lamont into submission, & of course the panty-dropping "game" which only a recruit of this stature may possess....
Projection: a starter from the day he steps on campus. Can dominate a tailgate or sorority party with equal aplomb. A difference maker & program changer. Ladies, you have been duly warned.....
How easily one can forget that Redd Foxx also comes with a fifth of Ripple?
ReplyDeleteThe amount of game that man displayed on a regular basis was simply staggering. A true renaissance man. James Bond sleeps in Fred Sanford pajamas.....
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I thought 'Tron had used all his elligibility and was playing fine in Detroit... Leave it to Kiffin to break THAT rule.
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