Friday, February 5, 2010

The Seinfeld Postulate

Postulate: All ACC football programs have an essence that can be expressed through Jerry Seinfeld's relationship to one of his many girlfriends.

Proof: Who are You?

Jenna – Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend Jenna's toothbrush into the toilet, and she uses it before he can tell her. Jerry plans to secretly sterilize his girlfriend's mouth, but despite his attempts, he just can't get past the vision of the toothbrush in the toilet. Jenna finds out about the toothbrush and sticks something of Jerry's in his toilet, refusing to tell him what it is. Jerry throws out nearly everything he owns, suspecting that anything could have gone in the toilet; he finally learns that the mystery item was nothing more than his toilet brush.

You are Duke Football.

No comments:

Post a Comment