We were googling the world wide web for pictures of Francis the Talking Mule today. Don't ask. Kind of a long story. Like, you know sometimes you find a groove, and... well never mind. In any event we found this, and...
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...have no idea what to do with it, so we're asking our loyal readers to provide a caption. Lame idea? Yes. Not too sure what this has to do with Tech football? Obviously you're not a bowler.
Duke, this is your older half-brother Luke. Did I forget to mention that I met your mom at an Athens donkey show... er, sex ed class?
ReplyDeleteWhen Dad took me downtown to "become a man," he never mentioned that an Athens Avalanche (AKA the Clarke County Cocktail) involved a mule, half a pack of M&M's, and a caulk gun.
ReplyDelete"You're not an ass for going to UGA, you just have to deal with them."
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"...and Billy never again wanted to be a veterinarian"
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"University of Georgia Asses, now accepting applications"
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"Didn't think school was important? Welcome to UGA."
Timmy should have been more specific when he told his dad he wanted to stop and use the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteHeeeyyy, girls! Who's up for a game of "Pin the Tail" on ME?!
ReplyDeleteAlthough Billy's face showed panic, his mind was clear. "I wonder if they allow duets on American Idol?"
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's not a panic face...maybe it's his "O" face.
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