Breaking News!!!!

Through our various sources (up to & including: Ouija boards, divining rods, witch doctors, shamans, strippers, sea shells, & whatever the hell else substantiates our ideas):

Game time for U(sic)GA will be 8pm.......(the sound you heard was our livers groaning...)

But really, we got this from a pretty good source, & a Crackerjack box.....if we're wrong please call & complain. Our number is 706-542-9036.

We'd be remiss not to point out the recent crime spree in Knoxville....Solid work from out Tennessee friends. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy than Mr. Kiffin....