Jail Bait....Gator Bait....Jail Bait.....

If you've ever been to Gainesville or been around Florida fans you'll know they are, shall we say, an interesting group of people. On one hand, they dislike all things U(sic)GA almost as much as we do. A laudable trait in a fanbase. On the other hand, well we need more than one hand. Let's begin with their penchant for wearing jorts (jean shorts for the uninitiated). Just not good. Ever. Florida fans can also be, shall we say, overly vociferous & vocal in their support of their team. The incessant chanting of "Gator Bait, Gator Bait" while smacking their arms together in a seizure-like motion isn't really endearing to anyone. In fact, it's pretty damn annoying. So we would like to propose a new version of the classic cheer to our Florida friends this week. "Gator Bait...Jail Bait...Gator Bait...Jail Bait". A hand motion is included: after smacking your hands together in the aforementioned seizure-like motion then place them behind your back so you may then be handcuffed. Appropos. We'd like to say it has a certain "je ne sais quoi" about it but that's not really the case as we can easily explain the genesis of our new cheer. Just this week:

• Florida broadcaster Steve Babik was arrested this week on charges of receipt, distribution, & possession of child pornography. Babik, who is the sideline reporter for Gator football games as well as the host for the pre & post game radio show, has been terminated by the University. We thought of lots of jokes but it's kiddie porn & we just can't bring ourselves to it. All we can think of is Bernard in Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead. There's a special place for people like Mr. Babik & we're guessing you get intimate interaction with Lane Kiffin while you're there...
• Senior linebacker Dustin Doe had a warrant sworn out for his arrest because he failed to complete 8 hours of community service stemming from two charges of driving without a license. That's 8 whole hours, Dustin. Must of been too busy pimpin' his ho's to make those appointments. Solid work, sir.
• And not to be out done, former Florida cornerback (his eligibility just ran out) Wondy Pierre-Louis was arrested on four felony charges after attempting to strangle his girlfriend and hold her captive. He's out on $40,000 bond for all you that live in the area. Well played, Wondy....

No wonder Urban Meyer took a leave of abscence. Might want to clean things up in Gainesville......