Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Kiffingate.....


Judas Iscariot, Brutus, Cassius, Benedict Arnold.....and now Lane Kiffin. That's what Vol's fans are thinking this morning. No one can accuse them of apathy on the subject. Especially this fellow, who emphatically lets us know how he feels. We'd like to sympathize but it's hard. Other than the student-athletes left in the lurch by Kiffin & his unscrupulous crew, there are few folks to feel bad for. What did you think was going to happen when you hired this guy? I mean really, you didn't expect something sordid like this to go down? He's a living, breathing NCAA violation. To quote Dennis Green: "they are who we thought they were....". And we knew Kiffin was a douche bag. So you made that bed, now lie in it. To the recruits & students athletes effected by this we are genuinely sorry. We've learned two things from this episode:

1) It's true, hot chicks gravitate towards assholes. They want to be with dirtballs. Exhibit A: Layla Kiffin....

This can only explain how Kiffin ended up with his wife...

2) Only a crazy bastard like Al Davis could emerge from this looking good. We should never have doubted your senile ass when you fired Kiffin & called him a "flat-out liar". You're a better judge of character than we thought.....now if you could only draft......

Al Davis emerges from this mess looking less & less crazy....

1 comment:

  1. "Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes and that coat? Jeeez!!"

    Not a fan of the 'tit curtain' dress.

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