Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A Grievous Omission

Who is that man with the prepubescent porn 'stache?
After posting the winners of this week's White Russian's & Walter's, we realized that we has omitted a certain Catfish from our White Russian's this week. A Catfish? Indeed, THE Catfish. We here at The Barrel are firm believers in the age old, "the enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend" principle. And as such, it would be remiss for us not to recognize Jonathan "The Catfish" Crompton. Thought to be completely inept by most SEC fans, including his own; depicted as a QB with a catfish head at our favorite college football site Every Day Should be Saturday (EDSBS for short); Crompton arose from the Tennessee river to lay an epic beat down on the U(sic)GA Roughriders. 20-27 for 310 yards & 4 TD's!!! A 212.00 passer rating! You sir, deserve a cool & tasty White Russian for your efforts. To Hell With Georgia!!

The Catfish

1 comment:

  1. Kids got an arm. Seemed to get better on the bootleg. I would hope Steve Wyche could also help him as much with his off the field stache as his on field play. When he's confident, he's pretty good. Perhaps he just needs to get laid more, so either grow the stache out and rock it or shave the peach fuzz.