Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Rooting For...

1) Cup of Awesome - When Paul Johnson goes to the break room, he pours himself a cup of awesome...

It goes great with fresh Whoop-Ass
2) Stanford to replace running back Toby Gerhart with an International Harvester. Trust us Stanford, you won't notice one bit of difference in performance, and the Harvester has a lower carbon footprint.

switching from diesel to ethanol...
3) General Zod and his Clone Army to descend on Jacksonville...
Come to me Superman and kneel. Kneel before Zod! Zod!!
(The Ginger Ninja will not be a factor as Zod feeds off the power of our yellow sun)

1 comment:

  1. And after the cup of awesome Coach pisses excellence and craps superiority.

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