For those in need of work....

Tired of your old job? In a dead end scenario with no room for advancement? Forget about ITT Tech or University of Phoenix. We've got a job for you. Apply here. Just remember, a firm Christian faith is important as is an ability to distribute large sums of cash without being detected. Further enhancing a candidates application are the following traits: the ability to forgive quickly after an arrest, make excuses to the media about why you suck, and cup the balls of an inbred bulldog upon St. Richt's request. The most important trait a candidate must possess is the willingness to get the shit kicked out of him or her by one Paul Johnson on the first Saturday after Thanksgiving every year. Best of luck, job seekers....