A Lebowski Moment....

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Yeah, but Walter....

Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

Mystery solved....You're a dastardly man, Walter Sobchak....